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BREAKING: New Ofsted inspection criteria found in lapdancing bar

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Ofstedgate: Fresh embarrassment for Ofsted as we can exclusively reveal that inspectors actually receive some form of training. This document, the latest in a series of leaks that one observer has described as ‘like the Deepwater Horizon spill, but not as easy to plug,’ was discovered by a cleaner in the popular gentleman’s lap-dancing ‘Pirates and Wenches’ private room of Spearmint Rhino, Tottenham Court Road. ‘It’s awful,’ said Olga Grebenschikov, the burlesque host; I feel dirty just knowing it was near me.’

The Department of Education was unavailable for comment.


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